Midlife Crisis

Also called

• convertible
• sports car
• divorce
• red car
• forties
• toy

What makes a car Midlife Crisis

AutoVibin scores every car in the lot against the Midlife Crisis rules and keeps the ones that earn it. Nothing on this page was picked by hand. The lines below each car are generated from that car’s own attributes, which is why they are specific and occasionally rude.

Midlife Crisis cars on the lot right now

1. 992014 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S$41,590 · 15,946 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionDallas, TX
2. 992014 Jaguar F-Type V8 S$37,395 · 43,950 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionCockeysville, MD
3. 991994 Ford Mustang GT$40,195 · 421 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionSpokane, WA
4. 992014 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S$41,990 · 11,640 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionCharlotte, NC
5. 982014 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S$36,415 · 27,823 mi · Salsa RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionWendell, NC
6. 981989 Ford Mustang GT$35,289 · 45,083 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Drops the topRockville, MD
7. 981992 Ford Mustang GT$36,050 · 35,291 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionLubbock, TX
8. 972014 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S$31,590 · 53,122 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Drops the topChicago, IL
9. 972014 Jaguar F-Type V8 S$31,777 · 41,147 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Drops the topBellevue, WA
10. 971987 Ford Mustang GT$30,245 · 23,218 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Drops the topCleveland, OH
11. 972014 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S$30,985 · 42,579 mi · Salsa RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Drops the topJacksonville, FL
12. 952014 Chevrolet Corvette$42,900 · 42,138 mi · RedTwo doors, zero regrets · No room for anyone else's opinion · Priced like a decisionEnglewood, CO

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