12 BMW X7 listings within 50 miles of New Orleans, LA, each scored against every vibe.
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2021 BMW X7 xDrive40i$31,389 · 94,558 mi · MetairieBlack Car Service83Black, naturally · A badge the client notices
2023 BMW X7 xDrive40i$53,464 · 36,061 mi · MetairieOpen House80Badge does the introduction · Clients ride in back
2022 BMW X7 xDrive40i$31,390 · 97,930 mi · SlidellCrypto Winter79Was expensive once · Now suspiciously affordable
2021 BMW X7 xDrive40i$28,014 · 80,256 mi · MetairiePowder Day78All-wheel drive, non-negotiable · Roof rails standard
2021 BMW X7 xDrive40i$36,346 · 64,336 mi · MetairieOpen House78Badge does the introduction · Clients ride in back
2026 BMW X7 xDrive40i$76,931 · 18,102 mi · MetairieTrust Fund Baby78Six figures, roughly · Valet-recognized badge
2026 BMW X7 xDrive40i$91,461 · 2,054 mi · KennerTax Write-Off77Over three tons, which is the entire point · Luxury, with a business purpose
2025 BMW X7 xDrive40i$67,968 · 18,035 mi · CovingtonTrust Fund Baby75Valet-recognized badge · Six figures, roughly
2020 BMW X7 xDrive40i$33,473 · 59,000 mi · MetairieBlack Car Service75Black, naturally · A badge the client notices
2025 BMW X7 xDrive40i$61,500 · 33,584 mi · CovingtonRental Row74Titled to a rental company · Airport-to-airport mileage
2024 BMW X7 xDrive40i$62,354 · 19,463 mi · KennerFinance Bro72German-adjacent badge · Recent enough to mention
2024 BMW X7 M60i$72,245 · 26,031 mi · KennerTax Write-Off68Over three tons, which is the entire point · Luxury, with a business purpose